Things I Kno Fo Sho

1.If you cant be good, be good at it
2.If you dont have anything nice to say about someone, then atleast say something funny about them so I will laugh
3.If you're not first, you're last
4.Sometimes its better to be lucky than it is to be smart
5. I do spin kicks late at night to keep the earth rotating
6. When I man opens a car door for a lady you can bet it's either a new Car or a new Lady

Granny Bentley

Me: "What's the best thing your Daddy ever told you?"

Granny: "Well he never told me I could go swimming, but I did"

Me: "haha, why didn't he want you to go swimming"

Granny:"Cause those naked bathing suits were just pure sin"

..........and I was "That Guy"

And the sad thing is...............that fountain is not pouring alcohol

a little fun at work.........

so the other day one of our big bosses got my account managers iphone and sent out a bunch of crazy emails to people...........so to get him back, brent and i greased his entire office with vasoline. we put it on the door handle, light switch, grip of his drawers, switch on his lamp, phone and we greased his dry erase markers. She he finally came in the office today and the first thing he did was go to his office. well he opens the door, flips the light switch and boom, he is pissed! so he goes to his phone to make some calls to find out who did this and bam....more vasoline!!! hahaha

And a side note......
I signed my account manager brent up for the NAACP newsletter online and he has been getting emails from them weekly!!! he keeps getting them and saying WTF do they keep sending this to me for? It makes my day everytime!!

My friend, Jenni from the block (this is the only picture I have with her in it)

What is your full name?

What is your favorite thing that has happened so far today? You spilling water on Lori’s desk

How long have you known me (Will)? And where did we meet? 15 weeks and work

Favorite holiday...why? Elaborate please J Thanksgiving because you eat and sleep all day and don’t feel guilty

What is your theme song? Why? Jenny from the block because that is what you sing all day!

Who do you enjoy playing music with the most? WILLY

What makes you laugh? Sarcastic humor

What is one thing you will never understand? MEN


What is your favorite article of clothing? My Bradley sweat pants that were my ex’s

Favorite quote? Shit happens

Who is the most interesting person you have had a conversation with? Martin (my next door neighbor)

Where is your favorite place to be? What do you do when you are there? In my bed sleeping

What is the best advice you have ever received? Who gave it to you? Shit or get off the pot. my dad

What surprises you most about your life so far? Where I am currently at physically (Georgia)

What do you hope to be doing in 5 years? Making more money, dating a nice guy.
In one word, describe yourself. unique

Ummmm....He aint from around these parts!! Yes, those are Jorts and a Muscle shirt

What is your full name?
Brandon Michael Parsons

What is your favorite thing that has happened so far today?
I wasn’t struck by lightening =o)

How long have you known me (Will)? And where did we meet?
I have known Will for almost four months, we met here at Aerotek!

Favorite holiday...why? Elaborate please J
Christmas, like spending time with the family

What is your theme song? Why?
You don’t want to hear me sing

Who do you enjoy playing music with the most?
Tapping a beat on the desk at work

What is your favorite song that you have written?
I’m the kind of song writer that just steals everyone elses songs.

What makes you laugh?
Everything

What is one thing you will never understand?

What is your favorite article of clothing?
Socks

Favorite quote?
“What?”

Who is the most interesting person you have had a conversation with?
Can’t think of one in particular

Where is your favorite place to be? What do you do when you are there?
Chinook Pass, but really anywhere on the west slope of the Cascades. There are some great hiking trails, its remote, quite, relaxing.

What is the best advice you have ever received? Who gave it to you?
Not sure…

What surprises you most about your life so far?
Nothing existential to report

What do you hope to be doing in 5 years?
Hope to be back in Washington with the family, maybe with some kids, I’m not sure what I’ll be doing
In one word, describe yourself.
No

This is my friend...............SOMETIMES

What is your full name?
Lori Elizabeth Stewart
What is your favorite thing that has happened so far today?
I got to see your face this morning and give it a stink eye
How long have you known me (Will)? And where did we meet?
I have know you 15 weeks and I met you on your half day when you didn’t talk at all , but you got my chair
Favorite holiday...why? Elaborate please J
My birthday because it’s all about me
What is your theme song? Why?
I’m BOSSY by Kelisa
Who do you enjoy playing music with the most?
Will Bentley because we harmonize
What is your favorite song that you have written?
My Heads Hurts and I’m sick of work
#1 hit in Europe
What makes you laugh?
Parson’s sweaters
What is one thing you will never understand?
Where a road came from(Lori thinks this is the great debate of her life….who decided that they would make a road and everyone would have to drive on it? Deep I Know!)
What is your favorite article of clothing?
Hoodie
Favorite quote?
I got my Hater Blockers on!
Who is the most interesting person you have had a conversation with?
Heather Winn because she can’t get a full story out without getting confused
Where is your favorite place to be? What do you do when you are there?
With Jonah, I bug him a lot!
What is the best advice you have ever received? Who gave it to you?
Fall in love with someone that is more in love with you!
What surprises you most about your life so far?
How I am marrying someone I use to hate in Junior High and he is my Best Friend!
What do you hope to be doing in 5 years?
Have 2 kids and living large
In one word, describe yourself.
FABULOUS!!!!